The story goes something like this:
Girl works three all nighters in a row. Girl goes to Supermarket with husband. Girl and husband separate to make trip faster. Girl sees familiar face and tries to place it. Lightbulb goes off in dulled brain. Girl realizes it is Cousin who's mom has recently passed away and rushes in with big hug. After 3 minutes, Girl pulls back from hug and asks how Cousin is doing. Cousin looks at Girl wide eyed and says "Wow, I really needed that. Thank you. How are you doing?" Girl looks at Cousin blankly and says "I'm fine, just a little tired." Cousin continues, "are you sure there isn't something you want to get off your chest? Maybe something you need to talk about?" Girl starts hearing little alarm bells going off in head as Cousin looks at her with increasing concern. Cousin continues asking probing questions until girl realizes....
This is NOT Cousin! Brain starts frantically re-analyzing. Who is this? I swear I know....
Woman who is NOT Cousin says farewell and walks off. Sees Girl's husband and waves saying "your wife just gave me the best hug ever." Husband responds laughing, "Hi Pam, How are you?" Girl realizes....
Woman who is NOT cousin....is next door neighbor. Maybe time to go home and go to bed.
THE END
You know your exhausted when you randomly hug your neighbor in the supermarket because you think she's your cousin. #awkward
Girl works three all nighters in a row. Girl goes to Supermarket with husband. Girl and husband separate to make trip faster. Girl sees familiar face and tries to place it. Lightbulb goes off in dulled brain. Girl realizes it is Cousin who's mom has recently passed away and rushes in with big hug. After 3 minutes, Girl pulls back from hug and asks how Cousin is doing. Cousin looks at Girl wide eyed and says "Wow, I really needed that. Thank you. How are you doing?" Girl looks at Cousin blankly and says "I'm fine, just a little tired." Cousin continues, "are you sure there isn't something you want to get off your chest? Maybe something you need to talk about?" Girl starts hearing little alarm bells going off in head as Cousin looks at her with increasing concern. Cousin continues asking probing questions until girl realizes....
This is NOT Cousin! Brain starts frantically re-analyzing. Who is this? I swear I know....
Woman who is NOT Cousin says farewell and walks off. Sees Girl's husband and waves saying "your wife just gave me the best hug ever." Husband responds laughing, "Hi Pam, How are you?" Girl realizes....
Woman who is NOT cousin....is next door neighbor. Maybe time to go home and go to bed.
THE END
You know your exhausted when you randomly hug your neighbor in the supermarket because you think she's your cousin. #awkward
LMAO, this is HILARIOUS. Only you! :)
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